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$mileys Log 02/02/08

YoYo Yo... "This is the End " my friends ...Final Countdown , what have you ?. Whatever.... 2 days to the Dress Rehearsals / Pre Vibe @ Eamon Doran's & 3 to the Main Event.... Bands all rehearsed < or at least I hope so >..Crew " Ready to Rock" .... Shows a Cracker... Hope your all ready to Gig in to the early hours.... Curfew 3am.... & its a Friday night ,so  be -"Dress to Kill".... We move the original Lizzy Logo ,  from the Live & Dangerous period , into the Film Base , later this day & should have it up and running by p.m. Jan 2nd... As you can imagine , I'm mad busy these days ....The things we go through to get a successful result... & the Moochers haven't even arrived yet.. ".Beam me Up Scotty ". I never really thought that we would  be doing a 22nd Vibe.... Hope it works out  as planned & that you all  truly enjoy it.... Remember its "Johnny the Fox meets Jimmy the Weed "  -  so be prepared , anything might happen ,& it inferably does... Wouldn't be a Vibe otherwise.. eh ..Well I am going to post the Proposed Running Order to  the News Page via. Fluffs & Robbie , then go to bed,,,,
Till the Next Time......... Happy New Year.... Regards.... .$miley
$mileys Log 24/12/07
Greetings all, Its getting close now... Santa on the way, Fire crackling, Grog brewing on the hob.... Merry Christmas to You and all your beloved.... "The Next One is always the Best One" as Philip used to say re. Live Performances... I didn't thing it was possible, but its happening... Rehearsals are going great, The Houseband are rocking. The Guests are lapping it up & everyone concerned is raring to show the true Passion & Power of Philips Magic, now that the Karaoke Boys have left Town... Some of the other Guests not posted on the website include Ditch Cassidy < Vox >, Daniel Breslin < Poet >, Ronan Byrne < Acc. Guitar & Vox > with possible Laura Isibor & Dosh Nagel appearances also... Well I hope you all have a nice Crimbo, don't get too wasted. Got to do New Year as well and the 3rd / 4th & 5th Jan is always a long hectic Event... Enjoy, till the Next Time... Regards, Uncle $miley
$mileys Log 16/11/07

Seven weeks to the day of the Main Event , Vibe 08 . Johnny The Fox Meets Jimmy The Weed ...I never imagined that we would be doing a 22nd Vibe , all the best advice said " leave it at 21" ...Maybe just like Philip we don't know when or how to quit , when ahead !!.........
Was cruising back from Galway last Sunday , having spent the weekend with Fluffs & Family working on Designs for T. Shirts , Outdoor Posters , Press Ads & Laminate , "tuned into and listening to" , Live & Dangerous on the Stereo and thinking how amazing the band were in their hey day and  wishing that I was meeting Philo for a Pint  later as opposed to organizing a  Remberence Event in his memory ...If only ...I still miss his  Spirit & Passion  so much ...
Have just finished reading Thin Lizzy by Alan Byrne , which I borrowed from my favourite nephew Robbie Bray , a great read , highly recommended , if you haven't already got  your nose through it ...
Picked up a copy of the reissued Live & Dangerous DVD  this afternoon ,  that will be my bedtime viewing for the next few evenings ...Incidententally Philomena &  I have The Original Backdrop/ Lizzy Sign from that Show , which we intend to  Light Up & Display at the  forecoming Vibe & possibly put on the w.w.market thereafter , if the " Price is Right "... .." Come on Down" ....Step Right Up " ..bring your "Crisp Dollar Bills " ....  A  contribution to both our Pension Funds -  Why Not , Philip would love it ... Justice at last ......
Meanwhile the Show itself is shaping up well,  with Tizz Lizzy and Glyder added to the Bill ...While The Hoodoo Rhythm Devils slots will be incorporating sets from Gnasher & the Southbound Band, not to mention The Elite with Robbie & Eddie G dropping in for a Hot Slot ... More Guests & Acts to Follow ...  
The All Ages Matinee is another One Off  Event , won't fall on a weekend for a few years again, if ever... In fact this could be The Final Countdown ...
I'm  60 in  March and maybe in view of my recent ill health, it's about time I hung up my Rock & Roll Shoes & Stripes and headed off to "far away hills ".... Another issue I would like to  mention before I close,  is  that this years Event has a limited capacity, so hop to it if you wish to be present ....
Keep you posted as we progress  ...Enjoy the lead up to the Festive Season ...Regards ...Uncle $miley

$mileys Log 27/10/07

Greetings all , back on the goodfoot , more or less . A lots happened since we hast chatted , in more ways than one .. Spent a month in Spain & had such a good time that I ended up in Hospital on my return ...Incidentally , thanks everybody for all your kind wishes , much appreciated ... Anyway  , The  22nd Vibe is up and running , Johnny the Fox meets Jimmy the Weed ...at the Newly Opened  Button Factory ,( refurnished old Temple Bar Music Centre ) : Tickets are on Sale , Net wise through www.ticketnaster.ie  @ the allocated outlets for the Picture Tickets , which are extra special this year with an original Painting by Webmaster Fluffs , based on a dream by your truly .. More about that in and around the Event !!! The Housband Concept is built around Brian Grace M.D. and are called The Hoodoo Rhythm Devils . It was originally Philos Passion Posse  , but this is better & more apt ...Their extended slot  will include sets from Gnasher and The Southbound Band , with Special Guest Vocalists and Musicians  popping up throughout the evening  ...There will also be a full supporting Cast featuring other Bands and Solo Acts  ..In reality I am only getting to work on The Show  at this stage ,  now  that the Art Work , Venue , Tickets etc , are  sorted ...If you or your Act wish to get involved , please make contact ...I am in particular looking for some Young Talented Acts for the Matinee senior ...Know any ??? Keep me posted ...Well that's about it for now . I will try update this section on a regular basis ..I am always getting stick from people for not doing so...Sorry ...The days turn into weeks , you know yourselves ...the story in Ballymorey ...Fluffs needs to get his Act together also , or the Gig will be over , done & dusted , "Yaknowwhatimean",,, Till the next time , then ...Yours Truly ...$miley

$mileys Log 30/08/07

Greetings all ...Sitting here thinking if we can muster up another Vibe or not ??? Or should we leave it at 21 , in the annals of Irish Rock History !!!...It wont be east with the Mc Donald's  version of Thin Lizzy , without the Big Mack ,putting it up  in our face with their feelgood factor shows leading up to  Christmas ...It will be hard to sell out Vicar St after that ....The ideal thing is to downsize , but to where ? Most Venues in Dublin want to do a double Shift , especially at weekends , & we hate that ...Being thrown out at 10.45 to make room for a Disco and double whammy for the promoter ...Distrusting ...Greedy Bastards ...Apart from all that , there is some interesting Ideas going around ...! , A fusion of Art & Music , Inviting Artist around the World to summit their work on a Philo theme for Exhibition in & around the Event ...2 , Martina for the under 18,s on Sat 5th ...House Band with Guests , MD Brian Grace , plus your Usual Suspects for Pre & Post Vibes ...What do you reckon ? Can we pull it off once again , or should we let it rest ???Over to You ...I'm undecided at present ...Regards ...$miley


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Dear Uncle Smiley,

Recently I took a bath in my sisters bath water. While playing with my model u-boat I swallowed some of the bath water. I'm now afraid I could be pregnant.
I am 35, and my mammy says I'm too young to have a child, and that I'm a fecking eejit. What will I do?.

Fergal MacNahoona, Ballygofaraway

 

Dear Fergal,

You don't say when the alleged conception took place. If it was in the last 48 hours, simply spit the bath water out and wash your teeth with soot from the chimney, it's an old method that the lads in my local told me about - and none of them are pregnant. And your ma is right, you're a feckin' eejit for getting pregnant in the first place, what with all the contradictives available at the chemist. Get real.... ppfffffff.....

Uncle Smiley


Dear Uncle Smiley,

I have a fear of stamps and bicycles, and a severe dislike for letterboxes - which means I can't apply for a job as a postman. My question is this: How do I remove a wine stain from a carpet?

Yokko

 

Dear Yokko,

I have a technique that works for spilt Jim Beam, which might work to remove wine. The secret is to be quick. When I have a spillage, I rapidly drop to my knees, wipe the tears from my eyes, and quickly suck on the carpet. This may take an hour or more to make sure that not a single drop is wasted, then, I cleverly disguise the remaining stain as a burn mark by using a blow torch. Next time you have a spillage it might be advisable to call me rapidly.... ppffffff...

Uncle Smiley


Dear Uncle Smiley,

I am a one man band called 'My Jaysus that sounds exactly like Thin Lizzy, no really, it does - it's a deadly buzz'. Can I play at the Vibe?

Whacker Sparkhead

 

Dear Whacker Sparkhead,

Would you like to play the pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-Vibe, which will be held next Saturday? or failing that, the post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-post-Vibe which will be held on March 28th?... ppffffff...

Uncle Smiley